Two-faced Girlfriend

I guess you could say when I moved out a year ago, it seemed perfect. The whole idea of finally becoming an adult and holding to my own on responsibilities seemed perfect. The idea of having a taste of freedom and moving in with someone I considered to be like a brother to me seemed perfect. The idea of working much harder to get by and pay bills seemed perfect. But of course, that all came crashing down later.
The first few months of living with my roommate was great. We planned weekend adventures together, had friends slept over quite often, and went out to buy unimpressive furniture that seemed extravagant to us since it was our first apartment. I’d say we bonded quite a bit in those first 6 months. He was nice, cleaned up after himself, would discuss any concerns at the time.
This bliss of a time was of course short lived as 6 months into the move he found a girlfriend that seemed to fit herself into the equation. That equation being moving in, free of charge, of course. Said girlfriend seemed really nice at first; she made him happy and being as he’s not much of a morning person her being there certainly turned him into a morning person. She also influenced him to eat healthier and to get out more. A few months in and I got to experience just how horrible this was all going to be for me.
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Where do I start???

Believe me, my motto is just to get along. I mostly sit in my room watching torrent files on my laptop and try to do what this crazy person wants. But that isn’t enough for her. She wants me out there with her watching Dancing With the Stars and other garbage like that. She went of on me when, one week where I had driven about 700 miles in 4 days, she got pissed because I didn’t interact with her. Hello!!! I wasn’t home most of this week! And she is the MOST BORING PERSON on the face of the earth.
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Chinese exchange student and Love Shack

So I am an American but I moved to the international student dorms at my college so I could connect with people from other cultures and learn about life in other countries. It has been a fairly positive experience except for my first roommate. She was Chinese and so was her boyfriend. They had met in China but were assigned separate dorms. Her and I shared a room but the first couple nights they took her mattress and slept out in the living room area. I didn’t really like the arrangement, our dorm was very tiny and the mattress took up 90% of the floor space in the “living room”.

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should l ignore them too!

I am an introvert (shy, reserved, quiet) and most of the time l prefer to lay in my bed because l am not outgoing. Come this second year l got 5 more people to share room with!

Come to think of it, l woke up every morning and made sure that l greet everyone in the room. Well of course they never asked me to, l did it because l wanted to.

The other one who stays by the door, the one who pretends to be nice is now my worst enemy ever. This is what she do, wakes up every morning expecting me to greet her, initiate a conversation with her, listens to your story and keeps laughing. When she is with her friends she is busy gossiping about me.
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Loud and obnoxious

I am a very quiet person and like to keep to myself. My roommate on the other hand is a nightmare, he is loud, riotous, insanely rude and unbearable. I cannot take the way he talks about me like I can’t hear him when I am in the other room. I also cannot stand how self-righteous he is, only I make the mistakes- he is perfect in all senses in his mind. He comes home drunk every weekend calling my name and asking me to help him and he is always on the phone talking insanely loud and playing very loud music. I hate this negativity and bad energy in the place I am living and it makes me anxiety and paranoia 10 times worse. He is also incredibly racist, sexist, homophobicand transphobic and it’s the worst. I don’t know how to deal with this as I can’t move out, but also can’t go on living like this. I am too scared to confront him as he just laughs at me.
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IMG_20161001_205247This is my extremely messy flatmate who likes leaving her hair on the bathtub every time she’s in the f*cking shower.
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Delusionally stank

When I initially moved in with my roommate I knew something was funny about her. Not only did she make me itch, she made me cringe. In other words, even though she came off nice, my Spidey senses were not tingling, but on fire. I brushed it off until I was met with a smell. An overwhelming damp smell I couldn’t really pinpoint. This led her to spray, spray, and spray her perfume in the air every time she came in the room. Due to my history of severe anxiety, I thought it was me. I made sure my laundry was done every week. I made sure I sprayed my bed down with febreeze. I washed more thoroughly. I mean, c’mon! I was over here busting my ovaries for Christ sake! Still….that smell, though. It was strong. It mixed in way too well with her perfume. Then it hit me….it was her ass!! Tediously so, the spraying continued… I didn’t want to be rude, so I didn’t say anything. That was until her friends started saying slick comments around me. One was “smells bad, looks bad”, which totally had me confused. They were quite open with it actually. I was pissed. I was upset. I wanted to trash her side of the room. Long story short, I confronted her friend and she heard me. She moved out the same day…. If I was so stank, why didn’t move out weeks ago?
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