Category Archives: girlfriend

Dogs from hell..

Me and my roommates have all gotten along well over the past year. That is until, Mark got a girlfriend who insisted on bringing her misbehaving, smelly dogs everywhere she goes. It’s like she can’t be without them. She will … Continue reading

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Leeches

When i was in college i lived with a close friend and some of his friends on campus. For the most part they were cool but one of them had a girlfriend who had to be the biggest moocher on … Continue reading

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Squatters Have No Rights.

I am recently married, and my husband and I decided (despite warnings from our friends and family) it would be a good idea to get a roommate. Our home is large and our roommate (my husbands coworker) was a really … Continue reading

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Living with a pyschopath

I would have to say I am still living with this chick so things are pretty stress: Last night I came home at around 10:00 p.m., all hyped up from the day spent negotiating and arguing with customers. All I … Continue reading

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Bat-shit Crazy

In 1979 I woke up next to a woman around 3 am who decided to start singing Meatloaf’s Bat Out of Hell in its entirety with her mouth full of peanut butter. As she was jumping over me on the … Continue reading

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