The poster

Let’s call him J. He was my roommate last year. This year he is rooming with someone else but in another dorm across the street. His new roommate told me the other day that he wants out right now. At first he didn’t believe me that this dude is nucking futs but now he does. J is on his laptop or his smartphone 24/7. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, all of them. He never studies and I have no idea how he is even passing his classes and staying in school. It all started about a month after I moved in with him when I got notification that I was tagged on a bunch of Facebook pages on day. I logged in and found about ten pictures of me that J had taken when I was sound asleep the night before. Some of them were pretty fucking funny, I admit that, but still I was pretty pissed and made him take all the posts down.
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middle age loser

I am currently living in a student accommodation which only has me and the new guy in it. He just recently moved in. He is probably in his mid 40s. He smokes all the time in his room, and it penetrates the living room and as well as my room, even with my door closed, the smokes still comes through. What gets me the most is that he acknowledge that he smokes in his room, yet inconsiderate to me. He never even bothered asking me if it is ok, as if I am also a smoker. Worst is that his wife is moving in next week. As if one of them isn’t bad enough, now I have to deal with two.

He also throws cigarette butts in the kitchen sink like an ash tray. And doesn’t even clean up after making a mess. He throws rubbish in the bin without a rubbish bag, he is probably too cheap to buy the rubbish bag. He even used up all my toilet paper and dish washing liquid faster than Usain Bolt can run 100m. As if I get them for free. What a cheap bastard. He always use my pot for cooking, even I told him to get his own.
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Worst 8 1/2 Months of my life!! Unclean Nasty ass cunt!!

So I had just started my college years and my parents and I thought that living in the dorms would be more stressful because it was a known party school and I like things quiet. Anyway, I started looking for apartments, when my dad found a flyer at the school I’m going to basically asking for someone to sublet a room and pay half of all expense. I thought it was a no brainer. So I called her and we arranged for a time to meet and look at the place. Being new to this I never really knew what to look for so I just trusted my dad because he had.
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Sweetie Pie

I live in an old Victorian house divided into three apartments and rent the second floor unit, three bedrooms. A couple months ago one of my long-term roomies moved out to live with her boyfriend. She recommended a coworker to rent out her room and my other roomie and I talked to this woman and agreed to rent her the room. “Lakesha” was really nice when we interviewed her- she’s a very large Black lady in her late 20’s who calls everyone “Sweetie Pie.” The first thing we found out was that she LOVES to bake and is very good at it. Cakes, pies, cookies, cupcakes, brownies- you name it she can make it and she bakes something different almost every night. On the surface she is the sweetest, kindest person you have ever met. But after a while you start to realize something….
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Holy Crazy Roommate’s GF

My roommate is awesome but his girlfriend is insane. You know the type: needy, whiny, passive-aggressive, high pitched voice, micromanaging and a move the dishes into a new cabinet each day mind f*ck kind of girl. No, I am not a man, and I am not a woman hater. I am a female, and my boyfriend and I share a room in this great apartment. The problem is, our roommate’s nut job girlfriend moved in a few weeks before we did and she’s already upsetting the homeostasis of the outfit. She moves my food around in the fridge and puts it where she wants it.
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Really drunk

I just got rid of the worst roommate I have ever had. I live near a community college, so most all my roommates have been students. This guy, however, worked at the college as a nightshift security guard. The day he moved in the first thing he brought in from his car was a twelve pack of beer. He immediately opened one, chugged it down then continued to empty out his car. Nine beers and six hours later, he finally was all settled in and decided to take a quick nap before going to work. He slept on the couch for a couple hours then got up, opened another beer, showered and got dressed. Before hopping into his car and driving to work (we only live about four blocks from the college) he chugged another beer. Just after he left I got to thinking. I didn’t see him eat a thing all day. All he did was drink beer.
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Freak

Okay, so I had fallen on bad times, lost my job and couldn’t find work so I didn’t have much choice. It was either take the room or live on the streets. I’ll call him “Sam” and he was a bartender and the co-owner at the only gay bar in town. He was in his early 60’s and called me his little “charity case.” I was 24 at the time (this was ten years ago) and I was a regular at the bar. He offered me a free place to stay- all I had to do was walk and take care of his two dogs (a nasty, yapping chihuahua and a yellow lab), clean his house and as he put it, “give him the occasional sexual favor.” He was even fine with buying all the groceries (and even cooking for me), so I didn’t have to pay a cent- and besides he was an immaculately clean person so the housework wasn’t much. It was worth the occasional blow job he said he would ask me for…
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